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Healthiest Citizens: 2,289thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,537thLowest Crime Rates: 2,964th
The Imperial Khaganate of
Father Knows Best State
Great Mongol
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Khanbaliq Mongolia

Population9.427 billion

CapitalKhanbaliq
LeaderBilguun Khan

CurrencyTögrög
AnimalHorse

The Imperial Khaganate of Khanbaliq Mongolia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Bilguun Khan with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, aversion to nipples, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 9.427 billion Mongols are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khanbaliq. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Mongolian economy, worth a remarkable 1,609 trillion Tögrögs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 170,742 Tögrögs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, and beatboxing has replaced the 'Wilhelm scream' as the nation's most popular sound effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khanbaliq Mongolia's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Khanbaliq Mongolia is ranked 8,706th in the world and 29th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 10,148.65 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,964thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,163rdSafest: 3,396thMost Developed: 3,886thBest Weather: 4,540thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,571stMost Efficient Economies: 4,860thMost Cultured: 4,967thHighest Food Quality: 5,030thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,097thNicest Citizens: 5,135thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,185thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,245thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,332ndLargest Governments: 5,559thSmartest Citizens: 5,845thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,026thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,074thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,144thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,455thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,002ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,276thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,338thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,706thMost Inclusive: 9,187thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,496thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,041stMost Influential: 12,171stLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,475thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,215thTop
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Most Secular: 15,598thHighest Average Incomes: 16,048thHighest Economic Output: 16,640thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,511thMost Pacifist: 23,668th
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Nicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionMost Cultured: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 19th in the regionMost Developed: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 23rd in the region

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